Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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