I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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