Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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