honey bunches of taint.
zippers are such a cool invention
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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