dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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