Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
