the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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