What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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