Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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