But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
These tits shall not be calmed
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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