i may or may not be watching the land before time
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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