Plan B is the new Plan A
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
