Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
