let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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