why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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