i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I am midnight drunk by noon
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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