Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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