the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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