Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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