I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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