I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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