clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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