My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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