party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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