My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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