But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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