shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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