I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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