can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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