oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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