I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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