I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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