? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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