I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I DEMAND FORESKIN
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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