You work out of a Hotel?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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