You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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