She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Floor bacon is actually really good
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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