i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
