Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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