Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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