I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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