can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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