well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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