Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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