i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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