well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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