you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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