if you like me you must not know who I am
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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