So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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