My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
whose ass print is on the piano?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Help. Why am I so naked?
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