i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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