you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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