Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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